i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
