I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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