Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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