found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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