There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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