Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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