why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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