Dual....:-)
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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