I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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