I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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