I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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