I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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