I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
