Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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