Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think your dad took our porno
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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