Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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