that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If I die, sorry about rent.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
