im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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