its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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