you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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