does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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