so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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