This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
