It's just like the Real World with babies
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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