I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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