Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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