It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's just like the Real World with babies
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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