I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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