we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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