the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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