Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
