I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
