There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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