I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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