brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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