There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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