To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
