Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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