Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
