do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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