i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
