White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
