whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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