I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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