Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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