2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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