so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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