I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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