like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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