Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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