I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
40s are totally the cure
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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