Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he had hair everywhere except his balls
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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