RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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