I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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