try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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