She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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