just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont even know how to be here
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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